Bespoke pet comedy
Your pet has opinions. We give them a voice.
Send 3–5 photos and we’ll create a polished 30–60 second comedy video starring your pet’s most regrettable new personality.
Tonight’s headline
Local cat schedules your performance review.
What every order includes
Made from your pet
No generic character swaps—your photos shape the joke.
Ready to share
Delivered in a crisp vertical format for Reels, Shorts, and TikTok.
You approve the brief
Choose the personality and premise before production begins.
From camera roll to comedian
A tiny production, starring a huge personality.
We turn familiar expressions and household lore into a custom bit that feels written for your pet—because it is.
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Send the evidence
Upload 3–5 clear photos, their name, and the habits they’d prefer stayed private.
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Pick their alter ego
Choose a premise like “annual performance review,” “household exposé,” or a custom concept.
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Receive the roast
Get a 30–60 second, captioned video built to make the group chat—and the feed—lose composure.
Choose the level of chaos
Simple packages. Serious comedic consequences.
Make the joke tangible.
Add an “Employee of the Month” poster or framed print to any order.
Add-ons from $18
Your camera roll is full of material
Send us your pet. We’ll reveal their true management style.
Three photos are all it takes to begin their deeply unnecessary media career.
Start your pet roast